In the name of Spielberg, Bruckheimer, and Tarantino, I COMMAND you, vile Skeletor! Go back to the Haylie Duff from which you came! Get out of Hilary Duff and stop making her look like an ugly man! Contain yourself within Haylie like you did before, Skeletor! Get OUT!


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Your dating personality profile:

Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.
Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love.
Adventurous - Just sitting around the house is ( Read more... )

So, when I went through the front door of the gym today, this fellow gym-going lady opened the door for me. I felt really embarassed because I hesitated behind her so she could go in first, and I think she may have mistook it as me implying, "I am Queen Muscle Bunny! I command you to open the door for me!" Which is so not the case at all ( Read more... )

I just got back from spending the afternoon and evening at the beach. I hope I got rid of my farmer's tan at least just a little bit. That's considered like, a fashion obscenity in San Diego's surf culture, to have an uneven tan. That's why you never see any old Californians - they get so leathery after so many years that they are transported to ( Read more... )

Everyone knows what's up, but only a few people know what's been going down. Looks like our favorite high-profile lovebirds have stopped arguing over earthworms, at least on the surface. But get this, Mickey B predicts an earthquake in the future, and it won't be pretty. (Mickey B is the love child of Nostradamus and Miss Cleo when it comes to ( Read more... )

I have just watched the most horrible episode of NEXT! ever shown on MTV. I am sorry, brain cells - I have failed you... Please come back from the dead. I promise I'll treat you all better...

The guy wasn't even that hot. I think he was a reject for I Want A Famous Face: Freddie Prinze Jr As A Drug Addict. And he says he's a model? Bitch, please. ( Read more... )

OMG, my loud neighbors are at it again, fucking their brains out and screaming up a storm. To drown them out, I turned on the radio, and LeAnn Rimes was on:

How do I everrr, ever surviiiive?
How do I... how do I... oh, how do I liiiiive?

How do I liiiive without you, babyyyy -- how do I liiiive?
My neighbor's wife just stopped moaning. I think ( Read more... )

robynisagoodname: "Dos, a beer, a Mexican beer ( Read more... )

Just kidding! I'm itching all over like a bitch with fleas, but it's most definitely from ::gasp:: rolling around in the grass today. I loathe dirt, but I got down and dirrty today for good reason. A good friend's going back to his Homeland for summer, so Lizzie threw him a Sayonara picnic party. How quaint! It was 99% perfect ( Read more... )

TMI tidbit of the day: One of my other sexual fantasies is to get double-dicked by a set of identical twins. This WILL happen. Mark my words. I say this because I'm watching True Life: I'm An Identical Twin right now.

I'm a big fan of the True Life documentaries. It's fantabulous because the show takes common subjects and makes them interesting by ( Read more... )