In the name of Spielberg, Bruckheimer, and Tarantino, I COMMAND you, vile Skeletor! Go back to the Haylie Duff from which you came! Get out of Hilary Duff and stop making her look like an ugly man! Contain yourself within Haylie like you did before, Skeletor! Get OUT!
"Come clooooser, children. I want to eat your braaaiiinsss!"
I really hope she's not on the Hohan Diet. That shit's unhealthy, and sooner or later, the bones in your nose fall out. Shame on you if you're doing the Hohan Diet, Hilary. Shame.
"Joel Madden's penis is like, *THIS* big."
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So, I'm working on some promotional material for a certain client, and it's really frustrating not having anything to work with. After a few lot of emails, I managed to wrangle the name of the event. The title of this event? The Fashion Shoot - A Unique Fashion Show. I want to tell my client no. I want to say hell no. I want to say I thought you were creative, and what the hell were you thinking. But I shall not, because it is his/her/its passion, and my job is to support the client through my creative skills. It's just that The Fashion Shoot - A Unique Fashion Show is the most plain, trite, non-attention catching, non-unique name there is, and although there are bigger things to worry about, it seriously bugs the shit out of me.