I am done with school for the next three weeks. Whee! And I think I actually got a 4.0 this semester. In related news, hell hath frozen over and the world is about to end. Whoo, I'm so glad I survived Spring 05; I've got a three week vacation until summer school starts ( Read more... )

it's hot and the window's open and my neighbors are having screamingly good loud sex and i can't close the window because they'll hear me and i can barely contain my laughter and their bed's banging and i know he's poking her hard because it's a waterbed and i can hear it slamming against the wall and she's moaning and he's grunting and here i am ( Read more... )

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It doesn't beat "The dog ate my homework," but Naomi Campbell's excuse for missing lunch yesterday was almost as good: "The stylist stole my clothes."

( Campbell's public relations company, N.C. Connect, threw the lunch at the VIP Club in Cannes, where the annual film festival is in full swing, as a benefit for the Nelson Mandela Children's Foundation. Campbell is Mandela's honorary granddaughter. )

I can't believe I'm missing out on two major parties today to do schoolwork. Blurgh ( Read more... )

I think the liquor that would best describe me is tequila. It's got a nice golden-brown color, just like me. No matter what the brand, I love they always use bold, strong colors on the bottle's label. Tones of gold... and red. Red's such a passionate, sexual color. No matter who makes the tequila, there's always gold and red in there. And when ( Read more... )

I ran into my old, uh, flame... Mack at the gym last night. Dudes, he'll make you moan without touching you. Ladies, he's already got a wife. I am such a MMILF hunter sometimes. You know: Married Men I'd Like to F.... Yessss. Ohh yessss ( Read more... )

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it's almost the end of spring break, and i feel like i'm behind... i was supposed to do some work over break so i wouldn't have to worry about deadlines for a whole week. bad JC. you've been a bad boy. you deserve to be spanked raw by Mario Lopez ( Read more... )

Whassup, y'all? I'm still alive and kicking-- kickboxing, actually. And my new trainer is HOT. I'd give him a 9 or a 9.5 on the Hot-or-Not scale. And mind you, I tend to grade one or two points lower than the average voter. I feel like someone rode a motorcycle all over me, and I fucking LOVE it. I love it because that's how I know I'm pushing ( Read more... )