my virgin ears have been thorougly fucked raw now
it's hot and the window's open and my neighbors are having screamingly good loud sex and i can't close the window because they'll hear me and i can barely contain my laughter and their bed's banging and i know he's poking her hard because it's a waterbed and i can hear it slamming against the wall and she's moaning and he's grunting and here i am with nothing better to do than to quote them:
"oh! oh! oh! OH GOD! oh yeah! oh! oh! OH GOD! OH! OH! OH! OH YEAH OH GOD OH OH OH OH OOOHHHHH!!!"
PS: this is how i learned that my neighbor's name is derek. he has a nice voice. too bad he was kinda quiet.
PPS: they're giggling because they realized that i am pretty much right next to them and they don't think i know what naughty deed they just did.
"oh! oh! oh! OH GOD! oh yeah! oh! oh! OH GOD! OH! OH! OH! OH YEAH OH GOD OH OH OH OH OOOHHHHH!!!"
PS: this is how i learned that my neighbor's name is derek. he has a nice voice. too bad he was kinda quiet.
PPS: they're giggling because they realized that i am pretty much right next to them and they don't think i know what naughty deed they just did.