I think I have an STD
Just kidding! I'm itching all over like a bitch with fleas, but it's most definitely from ::gasp:: rolling around in the grass today. I loathe dirt, but I got down and dirrty today for good reason. A good friend's going back to his Homeland for summer, so Lizzie threw him a Sayonara picnic party. How quaint! It was 99% perfect.
My only minor complaint was that another friend who I haven't seen in a while (I'm still working on codenames) came by, grabbed my newly shorn head, and rubbed it in her titties. Well, not intentionally, but that's what happens when I'm sitting down and she's standing up.
As she heaved her bosom, she said unto me, "I wish I could stay, but I have PNEUMONIA." I started to feel light-headed, and my bronchial tubes started to constrict. "My doctor said I'll be okay in two weeks, though. Well, I've gotta go home - I feel really cold." And she hugged me some more, probably just to make sure I caught it, too. Some friend! She had a really cute outfit on, though. Not appropriate for those currently suffering from pneumonia, but cute nonetheless.
What the hell, though... It makes me want to get tubercolosis just so I can cough up blood on her face.
My only minor complaint was that another friend who I haven't seen in a while (I'm still working on codenames) came by, grabbed my newly shorn head, and rubbed it in her titties. Well, not intentionally, but that's what happens when I'm sitting down and she's standing up.
As she heaved her bosom, she said unto me, "I wish I could stay, but I have PNEUMONIA." I started to feel light-headed, and my bronchial tubes started to constrict. "My doctor said I'll be okay in two weeks, though. Well, I've gotta go home - I feel really cold." And she hugged me some more, probably just to make sure I caught it, too. Some friend! She had a really cute outfit on, though. Not appropriate for those currently suffering from pneumonia, but cute nonetheless.
What the hell, though... It makes me want to get tubercolosis just so I can cough up blood on her face.