School House Rap: The Declaration of Independence

Male Singer: As your rhymes start flowing.

Female Singer: The beat gets louder.

Both: It’s great to rap!

Boy: Cause rapping is power… Bitch!

Both: School House Rappy, here he comes, OH SNAP! With your favorite School House. School House Rap!

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So yeah, this is funny.  How the hell did I end up on LJ?  I haven't updated this in 176 weeks it says.  This blog is me at my worst.  I was an Emo douchebag to the most extreme extent.  If you read previous entries, you will see .   I just wanted to update.  I am not nearly as douchey now.  I am married to an amazing woman.  I am working on my ( Read more... )

I have nothing to say. I lost my voice. I am being kept alive by machines named after obligations. But other than that I feel great, HOW'S BOUT YOUSE GUYS?

feel... obligated... to post... more often... but have nothing... to say... um

I FUCKED YO MOMMA!

yeah that'll do

So a couple of nights ago, I injured my tongue. You know that little bit of muscle or tendon under your tongue? I tore mine slightly. It would seem I over extended it somewhat. The reason I find this so hilarious is because of how I injured my tongue. I broke my tongue in the middle of a 20 minute cunnilingus session. She came twice.(In case ( Read more... )

hello all

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I went to a strip club last night. I found it wholly depressing.

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Sup bitches! Just letting you know I am still alive. But you are all invited to my funeral. Hey, lauren can drive if she gets that new car.

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i have a job now, the band is slowly picking up the pieces and trying to get back together, my journal is a sad and shattered mess of hate and fear. I hate reading it. I just wanted you all to know, that i am fine and I hope the same for all of you. Keep on truckin'

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