Quaz : Summer is over, you know what that means ( Read more... )

Quaz : No comment.

The following is a paid sarcasm and does not reflect the opinions or beliefs of Scott, but rather, very much the opposite

Quaz : LOLZZZ!!! Hey gaiz! I SAW TIS AWSOM TTHIN IT PROveS GOD!!! OMG!!!!1 I wuz so saiked! LAIK WHOAAAA!!!!!!!! TEH BANANA HOLDS TRUTH!!!

Swallows a bananaQuaz : Oh yazz, laik guys. I ned to be cerius fer a moment. ( Read more... )

Quaz : Recently, we've received a complaint that our live journals indicate nothing about what's actually going on in Scott's life. Here you go.

Curtains open, revealing what is probably a Scott sock puppet moving towards a bed with a laptop in front of it.Scott puppet: Wow, what a tiring bike ride up hill. At least my schedule this year doesn ( Read more... )

Quaz : Let's abandon all reason!

Wally: You've already done that!

Quaz : Mission accomplished!!!

Scott: ( Bina- )

Quaz : I thought what I'd do is pretend to be writing one of those live journals ( Read more... )

Quaz : This is how I feel in my Computer Architecture and Design class.

Scott: ( Binary? )

Quaz : Herro everybody! I’ve got a sack full of lies for you today!

Wally: What the herr is wrong with you.

Quaz : Grabs his sack and slugs Wally into orbit. We will be having a Wally-less LJ today. So I heard all life on Earth was going to perish. Like in a month or two or something. I thought, makes sense. Thought you guys should ( Read more... )

Quaz : People are wrong. That's it. That's just the one fact you have to know to get by in life. What's that person telling you? Who cares! He's wrong! Don't listen to him! He's wrong! What did that woman say? I don't know but she's wrong! Okay, that may be a bit extreme, but I think that's how you should go about your business. So you ( Read more... )

Quaz : Happy belated Halloween to everything! We wanted to celebrate Halloween without having to go through the trouble of getting a real costume and begging strangers for candy, so we through a Mad Hatter together with the Mad Hatter hat we got on grad night (The second time at grad night to be specific. Sigh. The life of the parenthesis is so ( Read more... )