People are Wrong!

Nov 02, 2005 18:32

Quaz : People are wrong. That's it. That's just the one fact you have to know to get by in life. What's that person telling you? Who cares! He's wrong! Don't listen to him! He's wrong! What did that woman say? I don't know but she's wrong! Okay, that may be a bit extreme, but I think that's how you should go about your business. So you heard that you can't drink a gallon of milk in a hour? From who? Because if you heard it from a person, they're wrong!

Wally: What the ferret are you talking about?

Quaz : Don't listen to Scott! He's wrong! Don't! You got to figure out things for yerself! You got to look at all the evidence, crunch the numbers, look at the past, do the math. Did you learn that math from someone? Well that's too bad, because they're wrong!

Wally: You've never even seen the play. What are you getting all riled about?

Quaz : Listen, Wally! Do you hear that? Do you hear those chirps and whistles and buzz saws? Do you hear the wind calling, “Sell your soul on E-bay”? Do you hear the chaos of civilization!? Do you hear me yelling in your ear!?

Wally: You… You’ve finally gone over haven’t you?

Quaz : That’s the sound of lies! Filthy disgusting lies! That’s the sound of everyone trying to screw you over so they can steal your two cents! Your two coins!

Wally: Are you still upset about that Mario Party game? It’s your own fault for spending those five coins just before the star.

Quaz : And you can’t let them! Those are your two cents! And you’ve earned them! But that’s not the end of it! You’ve got to earn more two cents! Whenever you’ve been lied to, you’ve got to go through the trouble of finding your two cents on that lie, and make it yours!

Wally: I give up. Stabs Quaz

Scott: 101001001110011101100111011001010000000100000111011001011000110101100101000000010010111111100111011011011100001100000001000000010010011011100001011001110000000111100101111001111100011111000111001001010000000111100101001001111100110101100101000000010010111111100111011011010000000101100111001011110000000101001101111011011110011100000001101001010110010111000111010011011010110111000011
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