Off the top of my head, I care not for quality!
Quaz : I thought what I'd do is pretend to be writing one of those live journals.
Wally: I think what you should be doing is writing one of those reading programs.
Quaz : Isn't it about time you got up and procrastinated? I'm tired of you telling me to stop.
Wally: Jesus, no loving god would pair me up with this fricker.
Quaz : You know what I don't understand? Kekekekekekekeke!!! Why is that laughing? TELL ME!!!
Dacy : I think it's because... There's no distinguishable characteristics between a k and an h to the japanese?
Quaz : That's an r and an l.
Wally: I don't know... Because some uncoordinated fool pressed k instead of h, and some easily amused people thought it comedic gold?
Quaz : I always figured some penguins found a way to get internet access, and started the whole kekeke thing and invented time travel while they were at it.
Wally: Look, I don't know where you find this cram. Perhaps you are haunted by visions of ghastly chipmunks.
Quaz : Stop avoiding the subject and start procrastinating! Slaps Wally
Dacy : Yeah, stop your slave driving already!
Wally: If you'd just... I'm fricken procrastinating right now!
Quaz : Oh, that you are. Jolly good. SING!
Wally: Uh... Fek no.
Dacy : Bicycle Built for Two!
Quaz : Oh come on. Tosses Wally a top hat and cane
Wally: Let's them fall on the floor, then steps on the hat.
Dacy : Bicycle Built for Two!
Quaz : Come on. Shines a spot light on Wally
Wally: If I do, will you give me an hour without you?
Dacy : Bicycle Built for Two, god dang it!
Quaz : Make it ten minutes.
Wally: ... Fine. Pulls out his own top hat and cane
Dacy : Yay!
Wally: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.
Quaz : w00t!
Wally: I'm half crazy, all for the love of you.
Dacy : Ha ha ha ha.
Quaz : Yeah! Spins around and reaches his hand out for Wally
Wally: Who ignores it It won't be a stylish marriage.
Quaz : Oh, that's just cold.
Wally: I can't afford a carriage.
Quaz : Come on, you know you love me.
Wally: But you'll look sweet upon the seat...
Quaz : I'm recording this!
Wally: Hits Quaz with his cane, which for whatever reason causes an explosion.
Wally: Of a bicycle made for two.
Dacy : Bravo! Bravo!
Wally: I'm going to the restroom, to vomit.
Dacy : Pulls out her wallet
Wally: What, what are you doing?
Dacy : I owe Quaz five bucks. But it was sooo worth it.
Wally: I feel dirty.
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Wally: I think what you should be doing is writing one of those reading programs.
Quaz : Isn't it about time you got up and procrastinated? I'm tired of you telling me to stop.
Wally: Jesus, no loving god would pair me up with this fricker.
Quaz : You know what I don't understand? Kekekekekekekeke!!! Why is that laughing? TELL ME!!!
Dacy : I think it's because... There's no distinguishable characteristics between a k and an h to the japanese?
Quaz : That's an r and an l.
Wally: I don't know... Because some uncoordinated fool pressed k instead of h, and some easily amused people thought it comedic gold?
Quaz : I always figured some penguins found a way to get internet access, and started the whole kekeke thing and invented time travel while they were at it.
Wally: Look, I don't know where you find this cram. Perhaps you are haunted by visions of ghastly chipmunks.
Quaz : Stop avoiding the subject and start procrastinating! Slaps Wally
Dacy : Yeah, stop your slave driving already!
Wally: If you'd just... I'm fricken procrastinating right now!
Quaz : Oh, that you are. Jolly good. SING!
Wally: Uh... Fek no.
Dacy : Bicycle Built for Two!
Quaz : Oh come on. Tosses Wally a top hat and cane
Wally: Let's them fall on the floor, then steps on the hat.
Dacy : Bicycle Built for Two!
Quaz : Come on. Shines a spot light on Wally
Wally: If I do, will you give me an hour without you?
Dacy : Bicycle Built for Two, god dang it!
Quaz : Make it ten minutes.
Wally: ... Fine. Pulls out his own top hat and cane
Dacy : Yay!
Wally: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.
Quaz : w00t!
Wally: I'm half crazy, all for the love of you.
Dacy : Ha ha ha ha.
Quaz : Yeah! Spins around and reaches his hand out for Wally
Wally: Who ignores it It won't be a stylish marriage.
Quaz : Oh, that's just cold.
Wally: I can't afford a carriage.
Quaz : Come on, you know you love me.
Wally: But you'll look sweet upon the seat...
Quaz : I'm recording this!
Wally: Hits Quaz with his cane, which for whatever reason causes an explosion.
Wally: Of a bicycle made for two.
Dacy : Bravo! Bravo!
Wally: I'm going to the restroom, to vomit.
Dacy : Pulls out her wallet
Wally: What, what are you doing?
Dacy : I owe Quaz five bucks. But it was sooo worth it.
Wally: I feel dirty.
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