On a cue from Mike Kosko, I'm contemplating committing suicide. Not just your ordinary emo kid wrist slitting, something way better. I'm going to jump into a tar pit, where my body will be preserved through the ages, with a wooly mammoth bone, an ipod and a knight helmet, or something like that, just to fuck with science in 10000 years. They'll ( Read more... )

Last night I had a dream that Elliott and Andy began a pickpocketing racket wherein andy would cut a whole into elliotts hip, climb inside, and when in public places, would reach out really fast and grab shit, like wallets and whatnot, all while inside elliotts hip. Later, at Ed Decker's wedding (I couldn't see the bride), there was a wedding cake ( Read more... )

I woke up this morning with a bottle of makers mark under my pillow and being totally naked. Thank you God.

What exactly is this dude talking about, his legs or his desk legs? any ideas ( Read more... )

I decided to celebrate quitting smoking by enjoying a fine cigar. It was a terrible idea. This sucks, I just took like nice steps back.

Its Friday and I think I am finally fully healed from the Pitchfork Festival. Not that it was a bad experience - quite the contrary, it was a great trip - but it really took the wind out of my sails ( Read more... )

update:

My boss, in a fit of empathy, let the wasp out of the pop bottle prison. it, unaccording to plan, did not fly out the window, so my boss left for the day, and told me to "fix this shit."

My day, so far has been boring, at best. Despite waking up an hour late, and arriving to Detroit 45 minutes late after one of the most exhilerating commutes of my life, I've some how managed to have the most untypical yet boring day of all time. after I got here I was told to look up 400 zip codes for recent developments in the midtown area. ( Read more... )

So. I'm at my internship right now in Detroit, Yet, wierd as it may be, I have absolutely nothing to do. One of my bosses is at the Tigers game, and the other three are asleep. So, in a search for a method to waste a lot of time, I decided to re-start my Live Journal ( Read more... )

wow.