Aug 16, 2006 01:06
On a cue from Mike Kosko, I'm contemplating committing suicide. Not just your ordinary emo kid wrist slitting, something way better. I'm going to jump into a tar pit, where my body will be preserved through the ages, with a wooly mammoth bone, an ipod and a knight helmet, or something like that, just to fuck with science in 10000 years. They'll not only suddenly doubt all anthropology currently understood, but they'ed think it's some sort of burial ritual. What do you think?