"I just want to smell my stereo one last time."
-my mom

"Smells like somebody died" *sniff* "Oh wait, its me."
-my mom

who knew cleaning the attic could be so fun.

A- Age of your first kiss: 12 ( Read more... )

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Work went well today. everything was going smoothly until like 9:10, when i had the last customer of the night. A hulking, middle linebacker looking transexual wearing 2 pairs of eyeglasses strolled up.
As the unwashed transsexual wearing enourmous gold-framed glasses and hipster buddyholly glasses threw her merch (<= insider slang for " ( Read more... )

Well, I'm back. I really enjoyed the carribbean, and, to be honest, i did'nt have high expectations; i mean i've gone on cruises in the past, and its seemed like seniors bingo night on a boat in the middle of the ocean. This was'nt like that so much. It was definate good times. This is really my first trip when i functioned as an adult, on all ( Read more... )

yeah... so, rob shot himself in the lip with a bb gun, and now it looks like he has herpes. :(

-r2al

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yeah, so a word to the wise:

never, ever, for anyreason, watch porn while fastfowarding, unless you have catastrophic health insurance.

GO BLUE!!!

I got my big envelope today! Up yours, Macomb Community College!