I now have a bionic right hand. However, due to this whole bionic thing being new technology it's pretty much useless. However, for amusement purposes feel free to watc me try to do all those fun two handed activities like getting dressed, squeezing toothpaste, opening anything, putting contacts in, with my left hand only. And I thought learning ( Read more... )

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This one's a little long guys. I usually try to keep them short. This is for Chris and I think I can at least on Chimu's behalf say it's for Jace too ( Read more... )

Nothing personal to the doctors, but I don't appreciate spending two days visiting all of them just to end up with a thumb that is more sore for the prodding, and empty stomach from the fasting, and five holes in only two veins on my arms. OWWW!!! It's like oh ur thumb hurts, let me distract you by stabbing you every hour on the hour for five ( Read more... )

Sleep why do you betray me ( Read more... )

This is so disturbing, but I'm laughing too. Enjoy ( Read more... )

Did it take the pain away one drop at a time ( Read more... )

Good morning, Classes are awesome. Being a TA is a little bit of a culture shock, cuz I'm sitting in this class not learning anything waiting to teach. Which I did for the first time yesterday. I didn't die btw. Although as the time for class to start got closer yesterday I was pretty convinced that was a possibility. Supposedly I did a really ( Read more... )

Class in three hours...I should probly shower and dress. I have to stop at best buy and find out if my laptop parts are in timbuctou or where. My luck the toshiba parts factory is in new orleans. I'll have to swim down there and salvage them myself...Not nice to joke about that mess and I don't mean it as a joke. I couldn't sleep last night ( Read more... )

I'm crying...Wow. I wasn't sure I could do that anymore. I told Jay that it's better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you're not. But I'm selfish. I want to be loved for who I am, but I want people to know who what is. I do know how to cry and I renounce any and all claims that I am a man-hating lesbian. Although I am not sure ( Read more... )