i'm just letting you all know that i'm only coming around to be mean to people when they're idiots and to have asterisk sex with the miz. oh yeah, i'm also going to readily spoon with justin timberlake and paint his toenails in a treehouse. otherwise, i remembered why i hate you all and don't plan on being around much.

BYE.

So, Jake. You're a real nice guy. Blah blah blah, I don't want a relationship because I'm still in love with a guy who is fucking one of the most beautiful men on the planet. But, wait, wait. I'm going to start fucking Britney Spears and say how much I want a relationship with her. Uhh, what? YOU HAVE GREAT LOGIC ( Read more... )

I woke up early enough to watch the sunrise. Being on the beach has it's advantages, that being one of them. I sat on the sand, the salt water breeze hitting me in the face as the canvas of colors emerged. Although I'm not a morning person in the least, I've always favored the sunrise to sunset. It's the beginning of a new day and if you let ( Read more... )

I'm in an awful mood today. Nothing has happened and nobody has bothered me, I'm just highly irritated and feel like yelling at someone. Elisha called me earlier and asked if I wanted to pick up some cheese fries with her and I told her not to come back for five to seven days. I'm not even on my period, I just like quoting 'My Girl' as often as ( Read more... )

Britney called me this morning at like 9am singing "Tubthumping" by Chumbawumba. It was on AOL Radio and she hadn't slept yet so she felt the need to wake me up too. After the initial response of me mumbling incoherantly, we started to talk about a lot of things. She's going through a hard time right now and I know my life isn't going to be the ( Read more... )

I don't think I remember how to write in a journal. It's been a long time. The most exciting thing I've done since I've been away is dye my hair blonde. I felt the need for change and I'm pleased with the outcome, what about you ( Read more... )