There is an assortment of fifth years who, having charmed classroom chairs to fly, are currently having a race with them in the corridor where the knights are positioned. This is not an invitation for any of you who may be reading this to join in and partake in this foolishness, however. I will be on my way shortly, and if I catch you, I will ( Read more... )

I do not tell bedtime stories. Neither am I a pillow.

It is no fault of mine that the first years are not sufficiently intimidated by me this year.

I seem to have acquired a shadow. Why the deuce is Euan hanging around and cowering behind me like that?

Cadoc, I have something that requires your attention.

A fourth year from Hufflepuff offered me confectionary. Fortunately I do not care for sugar.

Also, a gentle reminder to all students that it is permitted to have no more than one familiar. Otherwise I will none too regretfully be forced to dock points.

It is rather unorthodox to have one, let alone two, head students be appointed without serving as prefects either. However as one at least appears to be competent, this is a move I can support, even if I disagree in principal.

Attention

In Regards to FamiliarsIt is not permitted to bring more than one to school. If you have exceeded this quota, ( Read more... )

I received a prefect's badge, but oh well. This will be too easy.

Between St. John and myself, all you miscreants had better toe the line this year. Especially you Finch-Fletchley, darling.

Unfortunately someone has to win.

Six people are in a room and have to shake the hand of everyone else in it. How many handshakes are there?

( Starla Makenna )