October 12, 2022

[prefers_jam]

There is an assortment of fifth years who, having charmed classroom chairs to fly, are currently having a race with them in the corridor where the knights are positioned. This is not an invitation for any of you who may be reading this to join in and partake in this foolishness, however. I will be on my way shortly, and if I catch you, I will

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[charmingrogue]

Things DO tend to befall that corridor unusually often, don't they? Last year it was charming the knights themselves to tango.

Would you like company, my love?

[prefers_jam]

The year prior to that it was dressing them up in eyepatches and attaching peg legs for Halloween.

Not especially.

[charmingrogue]

I remember! Why do you think people pick that particular corridor year after year?

I'm hurt. Here I was thinking that perhaps this time, watching you in action, it would finally start to sink in on me how to be a better Prefect.

[prefers_jam]

I could not fathom what goes on in the minds of miscreants. Though as they say, in order to catch a thief, one must think like one. A task you perhaps are more suited towards.

My style would hardly become you.

[ignoble_savage]

Oh dear. Could I be of use?

[prefers_jam]

Probably not immediately. Perhaps. You could help me repair any furniture that may have been damaged.

[ignoble_savage]

I'll be over in a moment.

[prefers_jam]

Watch out for splinters. By the sound of the clattering, I do believe that they are also attempting to teach the knights to jig.

[bawlbellow]

That kind of sounds like fun.

[prefers_jam]

Not so much for myself.

[bawlbellow]

Poor Starla Makenna.

[prefers_jam]

I will live. As far as Jack and the fifth years go, I cannot make any promises.

[alicelike]

Unamused.

Perhaps some form of "magical muzzles" are in order.

[prefers_jam]

A rebel. How original.

[alicelike]

Rebellion is not wishing to play juvenile games with floating chairs?

If the shoe fits, then.

[jackedoff]

Uh oh! Guess I'd better get out of here, then!

[prefers_jam]

Ten points from Hufflepuff. You've as good as admitted your guilt.