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My mom called from across the country
to invite me to Easter dinner.
I looked out the window,
saw a rabbit,
and said, "Yes."
A Typical Day
I wake up to a spider in my bed.
A five-car pile-up makes me twenty minutes late.
Two men stuck on the elevator discover
they are long-lost enemies
and put each other in
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