Hello, internet. This morning I woke up with ridiculous pain in my jaw and without the ability to, you know, speak. I e-mailed into work and took a handful of valium and I can now open my mouth and drink and suck on squishy things, so that's progress.

Things here continue apace. I spent the weekend alone being crazy. I'm almost caught up on Being ( Read more... )

• Sheppard fucks virgin barbies. It's a thing?
  
  
• Apparently my epic SGA/TW is taking a turn towards the... okay, well, I just wrote a scene where Radek and Ianto flirt. Like, a lot. It was not my intention. I don't know how I feel about it. I'm blaming the gin?
  
  
• Also, apparently, Sheppard and Todd are prom dates.
  
  
• I love the entire McKay family. ( Read more... )

I had really hoped that with all the protest people not posting I would have a break from hearing about how LJ is the devil, but it appears that is not the case. Come on guys, can't we all just post porn? Please?

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Anyway. Sorry. I needed to get that out of my system. Anyway, ( spoilers for Make Me a Supermodel (shut up) )

I fucking love the background acting on this show, guys. I'm sure there's a professional name for it or a better way to put it, but we'll go with background acting. I watched "Adrift" and now "Be All My Sins Remember'd" and both of them had awesome scenes wherein, when two characters got into an awkward conversation, a third tiptoed away from them ( Read more... )

You know why I love Gero, guys? Well, I love Gero for a lot of reasons, but one of them is this ( Read more... )

John could hear the commotion practically from the moment he stepped through the gate. Normally, he'd only distantly care about the racket, but when both Carter and, more notably, McKay weren't in the control room to greet the team, John felt the itch creep across the back of his neck, the sort of itch that meant something was wrong ( Read more... )

Here are some ficlets I wrote for other people in that meme that most of you TOTALLY FAIL AT. speccygeekgrrl and graycastle don't fail, though. They win.

Anyway. Here are some ficlets I wrote. The first five hundred are for speccygeekgrrl. The last one is for mcwonthelottery.

( original - the neurotic's handbook - mirek )

Hiiiiiii guys. Two stories today! Wooo! I'm awesome! Or not!

The first one is original, sort of the sequel to a story I haven't written yet. I have never seen the movie When Harry Met Sally, but apparently I inadvertently ripped the beginning of the plot off. Dammit! I need to get better at pop culture. Believe me, aside from the roadtrip-from- ( Read more... )

My first ever Lorne fic! I can't believe I don't have a Lorne icon OR a Cadman icon OR a Zelenka icon!

Anyway, you should all come over to itsproductivity if you haven't already! It's fun! I swear!

Today's prompt was "There's good news, too."

sga - lorne gen - gratuitous use of zelenka and cadman - pg

that time mckay came back naked"There's good news, too," ( Read more... )

Hey guys! There's still time to join over at itsproductivity! It's a low-stress daily writing prompt thingy for the month of July. There are like, eleven people, and I'm in charge, so you know that it's going to be super-relaxed ( Read more... )