What you witness now, is the destruction of a failed friendship, in which the final straw involves amazing tickets to Radiohead ( Read more... )

In the same idea as Guns n’ Roses ill fated and non-existent The Chinese Democracy, I too have taken an unnecessary amount of time to write this entry. But, do not think that I am doing this all at the last minute. I have been doing draft after draft of this on my favourite word processing program (Microsoft Word: Student/Teacher Edition) to give ( Read more... )

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So, recently we had the first major blizzard of the winter. Snow piled down, children cried, children were touched inappropriately, I was wanted for touching children inappropriately and making them cry, people were punched in their rooms lat at night. There is a running theme in this list, mainly because they all involve snow (you knew I liked ( Read more... )

Let it be known, that within the past week I have seen 3 movies. Quite unusal for me, I would say. I personally am used to staring in them, and sometimes can squeeze 4 or 5 in a weekend, but this was one time when I ventured forth into society to test my patience with humans. The results: bad. Thousands dead, mostly asian, and prostitutes. However ( Read more... )

I have gotten tired of people botching my past history. I have told it time and time again, but the comments I get are just repetitive and annoying. When people say, “Quiet! Liar! You were never not a United States Citizen,” “What does fisting have to do with the midterm tomorrow,” and “Can you please return your penis and left testicle back to it’ ( Read more... )

I have been going on a spree of listening to piano music lately, and there is just cause! One day I will know, but for know I can only suggest it has something to do with the Internet. If maybe it is has finally hit me that the guitar is now officially obsolete. For years, people have been trying to play gutair in songs, but it clearly doesn't work ( Read more... )

After months and months of leaving my last post on here, I’ve decided to update my precious live journal for all but 15 of my subscribers who are no doubt still drooling for another update. As a matter of fact I have even caught many posters completely ripping off my entire post and claiming them as their own. Luckily after a quick google map ( Read more... )

Although this happened a few days ago, I need to accurately describe the worst experience of my life ( Read more... )

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