I mean seriously, can I get a fucking huzzah from anyone?

[pieinyourface]

I have gotten tired of people botching my past history. I have told it time and time again, but the comments I get are just repetitive and annoying. When people say, “Quiet! Liar! You were never not a United States Citizen,” “What does fisting have to do with the midterm tomorrow,” and “Can you please return your penis and left testicle back to it’

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[awkwardpie]

None of this explains your supernatural breakdancing capabilties, nor does it mention your uncanny tolerance for yogurt products. Quit shirking the facts, pretty boy.

[pieinyourface]

Where I come from, yogurt is considered straight gold, texas tea, you know the sort.
And all my breakdancing abilities? White guy #4 from You got Served went to high school with me, he taught me everything I know.