Comments | pedaltothemetal: [ACTION/TEXT] this is stupid

pedaltothemetal

[ACTION/TEXT] this is stupid

Feb 10, 2011 22:27

[So, like. There's this vending machine outside the cafeteria.

And Captain Falcon is standing at this vending machine. And he looks extremely upset by this vending machine. Occasionally he kicks it. Or moves around it and shoves it. But mostly he is inspecting this vending machine, contemplating his next move ( Read more... )

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pitticus February 11 2011, 06:19:32 UTC

[Pit was strolling on by holding a cup of coffee HOLDING A GODDAMN CUP OF COFFEE, expecting a casual day where he was not going to be seeing Falcon hold a vicious staring contest with the vending machine.

Now Pit is having a baffled staring contest with the side of his head.]

...

......

Captain? uhwhhuut are you doing?

ok this is pre-stuck in vending machine falcon pedaltothemetal February 11 2011, 06:23:19 UTC

My Snickers bar got stuck.

o7 pitticus February 13 2011, 05:35:57 UTC

Stuck? Well, aren't you going to get it out?

Re: o7 pedaltothemetal February 13 2011, 06:05:28 UTC

That's what I've been trying to do.

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[Action] watermelon_yum February 11 2011, 06:46:02 UTC

[Yoshi has one thing on his mind, and that is food. It's too bad that Scary Teacher Falcon is in the way. Oh no. Not again.]

pedaltothemetal February 11 2011, 06:47:16 UTC

[But this is not Scary Teacher Falcon! This is Really Wants a Snickers Bar Falcon.]

Hey, Yoshi.

watermelon_yum February 11 2011, 06:51:03 UTC

[Too late, the Captain-Falcon-at-the-vending-machine PTSD is setting in.]

Wah! Yoshi was just leaving to go run laps and was definitely not going to eat cookies ever again!!

pedaltothemetal February 11 2011, 06:52:01 UTC

[Staaaaaaaaare.]

What?

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porygonal February 11 2011, 06:55:29 UTC

[Oh look. Porygon has come to stare at you and your efforts.

It's just. Standing there. Silent and unblinking, not saying a word.]

pedaltothemetal February 11 2011, 06:57:10 UTC

[Falcon is still on the floor with his arm stuck in the vending machine. He is still pretending not to be stuck.]

...Hello. Did you need to. Get a snack.

porygonal February 11 2011, 06:58:56 UTC

[Porygon tilts its head at this odd question.]

I do not require sustenance. I am unable to digest nutrients in this projected form.

pedaltothemetal February 11 2011, 07:01:30 UTC

Oh. Right. [Silly him.]

Did you need...anything?

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badasscopters February 11 2011, 13:50:46 UTC

Problem, Captain?

[Woah hi Goose when did you get right behind him. All he wanted to do was get a Milky Way, and instead, he's treated to an... amusing spectacle.]

pedaltothemetal February 11 2011, 14:55:05 UTC

Absolutely everything is under control.

badasscopters February 11 2011, 15:01:34 UTC

Really.

After watchin' for a bit, it doesn't seem all that under control to me.

pedaltothemetal February 11 2011, 17:17:55 UTC

[He steps back.]

Please. Show me how you would free a stuck candy bar.

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