[So, like. There's this vending machine outside the cafeteria.

And Captain Falcon is standing at this vending machine. And he looks extremely upset by this vending machine. Occasionally he kicks it. Or moves around it and shoves it. But mostly he is inspecting this vending machine, contemplating his next move ( Read more... )

[MONDAY, JUNE FOURTEENTH OF THE YEAR TWO-THOUSAND AND TEN.

There is a blue hovercar in the parking lot. It is taking up its usual two and a half spots. What could this possibly mean.]

Someone parked their radioactive vomit-mobile in my spot. I took the liberty of breaking into it and hot-wiring it and moving it ( Read more... )

( Private to self, unhackable. )

[Should you be in school on the morning of Saturday, September 12th, you will see a IMPORTANT LIST posted on the bulletin boards in the student union and both wings of the dorms. It is, of course, the football roster for the 2009-2010 season and it is VERY IMPORTANT.]

( The lists are as follows. )

Football tryouts. Tomorrow at the stadium, 9 am sharp. I know Max has been talking it up like crazy, but one more reminder couldn't hurt. Old players, feel free to come down too. Just because you've already played a season doesn't mean you're not welcome at tryouts. In fact, I'd like previous members there to show the new guys the ropes ( Read more... )