[ACTION/TEXT] this is stupid

[pedaltothemetal]

[So, like. There's this vending machine outside the cafeteria.

And Captain Falcon is standing at this vending machine. And he looks extremely upset by this vending machine. Occasionally he kicks it. Or moves around it and shoves it. But mostly he is inspecting this vending machine, contemplating his next move

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[porygonal]

[Oh look. Porygon has come to stare at you and your efforts.

It's just. Standing there. Silent and unblinking, not saying a word.]

[pedaltothemetal]

[Falcon is still on the floor with his arm stuck in the vending machine. He is still pretending not to be stuck.]

...Hello. Did you need to. Get a snack.

[porygonal]

[Porygon tilts its head at this odd question.]

I do not require sustenance. I am unable to digest nutrients in this projected form.

[pedaltothemetal]

Oh. Right. [Silly him.]

Did you need...anything?

[porygonal]

I do not currently require anything from your person or this vending machine.

[pedaltothemetal]

Then what are you...doing.

[porygonal]

I am observing your behaviour as data on the manner of organic performance under duress.

[Of course.]

[pedaltothemetal]

I'm not under duress. I just want this candy bar.