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pedaltothemetal

[ACTION/TEXT] this is stupid

Feb 10, 2011 22:27

[So, like. There's this vending machine outside the cafeteria.

And Captain Falcon is standing at this vending machine. And he looks extremely upset by this vending machine. Occasionally he kicks it. Or moves around it and shoves it. But mostly he is inspecting this vending machine, contemplating his next move ( Read more... )

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pitticus February 11 2011, 06:19:32 UTC

[Pit was strolling on by holding a cup of coffee HOLDING A GODDAMN CUP OF COFFEE, expecting a casual day where he was not going to be seeing Falcon hold a vicious staring contest with the vending machine.

Now Pit is having a baffled staring contest with the side of his head.]

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Captain? uhwhhuut are you doing?

ok this is pre-stuck in vending machine falcon pedaltothemetal February 11 2011, 06:23:19 UTC

My Snickers bar got stuck.

o7 pitticus February 13 2011, 05:35:57 UTC

Stuck? Well, aren't you going to get it out?

Re: o7 pedaltothemetal February 13 2011, 06:05:28 UTC

That's what I've been trying to do.

Re: o7 pitticus February 13 2011, 07:32:36 UTC

By... staring at it? [He placed a hand on his hip.]

pedaltothemetal February 13 2011, 21:39:44 UTC

I'm debating my approach.

it shouldn't be taking me this long to tag back sjssdklj pitticus March 1 2011, 21:42:31 UTC

Oh. [Ouch, that coffee's hot! Switchin hands now.]

Have you tried punching it?

pedaltothemetal March 2 2011, 00:00:49 UTC

I'm trying not to break it.

pitticus March 2 2011, 00:17:25 UTC

Maybe that isn't such a good idea... all right then! How about kick- no no. Hmmm.

Shaking it? Try shaking it!

pedaltothemetal March 2 2011, 00:36:45 UTC

[Falcon VIOLENTLY BODYCHECKS the snack machine.]

pitticus March 4 2011, 04:48:14 UTC

[And Pit watches and waits in light hopes that the candy Falcon wanted would fall down. Ah-! There it goes.]

You got it! Captain, look! I saw it! [pointpointpoint!]

[It's not a Snickers bar. It's an Almond Joy.]

pedaltothemetal March 4 2011, 05:26:53 UTC

[Falcon REACHES IN. He PULLS IT OUT.

It's not a Snickers, so he holds it out for Pit.]

Here, you can have it.

pitticus March 4 2011, 21:46:50 UTC

[Pit doesn't get it. He blinks at Falcon, then the candy bar.]

Why do you look so sad? I thought you wanted it.

pedaltothemetal March 4 2011, 21:56:40 UTC

I don't like coconut. The Snickers bar I bought is still stuck.

pitticus March 6 2011, 03:05:34 UTC

[Giving Falcon one last verifying look, he takes the candy bar with a smile.]

Thanks... Lucky for both of us, I like coconut! But it's strange. You shook the vending machine so hard a candy fell out, but it wasn't the one hanging on a limb like that... Maybe you're just not fated to have that Snicker bar?

pedaltothemetal March 6 2011, 07:27:08 UTC

[He rubs his chin in a thoughtful fashion.]

It certainly seems that way.

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