World Enough and Time
Moffat: I need ideas for a finale
S8 Moffat: Hello!
Moffat: Who are you?!
S8 Moffat: I'm a previous incarnation of you. And I think you should unceremoniously kill off your black character at the beginning of the episode and then bring them back as a Cyberman.
Moffat: Brilliant.

The Doctor FallsMoffat: I need ideas for a ( Read more... )

New companion is introduced 100% via exposition, the monster is a puddle, unmemorable side character from two Christmas specials ago is still inexplicably hanging around, and the Daleks are in the episode for no reason but to satisfy the quota ( Read more... )

What Christmas is all about: Money

( Take my wife, please )

The restaurant at the end of the universe.

( So long and thanks for all the fish fingers )

In which all of those other characters who get in the way of the Doctor talking to himself are gone so that the Doctor can spend the entire episode talking to himself.

( I must retreat to my mind palace )

I figured this episode would suck, but then I ended up eating crow.

( Face the raven, nevermore )

Remove the beam from your own eye before you remove the speck from your brother's.

( Maybe should've slept through this one )

War. What's it good for?

( Long speeches, I guess )

Somewhere in the world, there is someone who is exactly like you.

( Pray you never meet this person )

If immortality is outlawed, then only outlaws will have immortality.

( My immortal )