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[fearedmistress]

[When the decidedly authoritative voice rings out over the journal, it’s clear that the woman who possesses it isn’t messing around.]Greetings, citizenry of this castle. As your new Mistress, I will require all women of buxom figure to report to the lobby. We’ll need to do fittings for your uniforms. Fit men will also require uniforms. Please wash

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Dictated and in the name of CR!

[noble5]

[What the hell was all that about? Jorge eyes his journal, before his voice filters through it]

Already got a uniform, thanks.

[He'd be damned if someone's taking him out of his armour.]

Collect ALL the CR!!!!!

[fearedmistress]

The uniform of whatever ruler you wear is now irrelevant. Irrelevant and probably far too modest. I'll have to insist you obey me.

[noble5]

Sorry, but it doesn't work like that, ma'am.

[Keeping up pleasantries, because this person is obviously crazy.

[fearedmistress]

Oh, so your former ruler is present? Perhaps they would like to face me themselves.

[invitante]

[Ezio is like... staring at his journal in some weird mixture of curiosity and apprehension, because this sounds like it has potential to be Teodora-level weird. It certainly sounds like it.

Dry swallow.]

Who exactly are you, madam?

[fearedmistress]

[HA HA HA. Swallow.]

I believe I already answered that. I'm Mistress.

[invitante]

Yes, but -- [wait, why should be argue with someone who introduces herself on the journal like this.] Well. [Ahem.]

What gives you authority?

[fearedmistress]

[Right! It's better not to argue at all. Just obey~]

I'm me. I hardly see what other authority is needed.

[thetrudger]

[fearedmistress]

[Language can't even make Mistress blink! Also, she doesn't understand why he's laughing. What's to laugh about? This place is seriously lacking in debauchery!]

I suppose that would depend on you. I think that most people respect a clean cock, but let's face it, you sound a bit more likely to be the one getting fucked, so you can probably give that a pass.

Fine. In your case, lube up beforehand.

[thetrudger]

[fearedmistress]

Spoken like a man who's never experienced the proper stem. Besides, there are far more important things in a man than his voice. Unless, of course, you intend for a song or something to be your tribute.

If that's the case, I'd advise against it. I prefer more practical things.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

...

You know, that has to be the most ludicrous new arrival entry I've seen in this book to date.

And fuck no, bitch.

[fearedmistress]

[There's just a lot of tongue clucking here.]

Well, we'll just have to work that attitude right out of you. Come down to the lobby and let me get started, won't you?

[dontpatr0nizeme]

...

You know, I think I just might pass on that, lady. I wasn't born yesterday, and I'd really rather not find out how you plan to work the attitude out of me.

[fearedmistress]

Oh, but it's such fun. And it only takes about three hours.

it's still okay if I tag with him right...

[nocturnalrage]

[Human, what even? Toothless has seen his fair share of crazy at Paradisa, but this is pretty much the cream of the crop. He's just kind of sprawled on the couch, watching her move about and order no one in particular before settling on the couch.

And he just has this look on his face pretty much the entire time. You are getting dragon-judged, woman.]

of course it is!

[fearedmistress]

[Mistress has definitely noticed that there is a dragon judging her over there. DON'T THINK THAT STOPPED HER FROM SETTING UP A HUGE THRONE.]

Dragon, how would you like to immolate those who present crap tributes?

[nocturnalrage]

[He gives pause, because usually new residents don't automatically assume they can just talk to dragons. As it is, he doesn't know what half of those words mean, so he's going to give a confused sound and look at her.]

[fearedmistress]

[Things are a little different in Mistress's world. Not all animals can talk or understand people, but it never hurts to try.]

I daresay it'd be good fun for you. You do seem rather calm though, and I'm more in need a dragon who enjoys charbroiling flesh.