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[fearedmistress]

[When the decidedly authoritative voice rings out over the journal, it’s clear that the woman who possesses it isn’t messing around.]Greetings, citizenry of this castle. As your new Mistress, I will require all women of buxom figure to report to the lobby. We’ll need to do fittings for your uniforms. Fit men will also require uniforms. Please wash

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[dontpatr0nizeme]

...

You know, that has to be the most ludicrous new arrival entry I've seen in this book to date.

And fuck no, bitch.

[fearedmistress]

[There's just a lot of tongue clucking here.]

Well, we'll just have to work that attitude right out of you. Come down to the lobby and let me get started, won't you?

[dontpatr0nizeme]

...

You know, I think I just might pass on that, lady. I wasn't born yesterday, and I'd really rather not find out how you plan to work the attitude out of me.

[fearedmistress]

Oh, but it's such fun. And it only takes about three hours.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

...

Three hours?

[fearedmistress]

Well... sometimes more, sometimes less. Three hours is generally about the point when the begging starts.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

... I don't know who you think you are, but I don't beg, lady.

[fearedmistress]

That's just because we haven't met in person yet.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

Really. And you think that's likely to change? Not planning to come visit you.

And I don't beg.

[fearedmistress]

You don't have to plan on it. And of course you don't.

Yet.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

Yea. I think you're now on my people to avoid list.

[fearedmistress]

Tut-tut, such rudeness. We'll work on that later.

[Because haha, Mistress always gets what she wants >:( ]

[dontpatr0nizeme]

Considering how you introduced yourself, I think it's perfectly acceptable rudeness.

[fearedmistress]

I merely made an announcement.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

And such fascinating demands you made. When I'm guessing you've been here less than a day.

[fearedmistress]

What does length of time have to do with anything? I have yet to see any indication of the most senior resident being ruler.