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[fearedmistress]

[When the decidedly authoritative voice rings out over the journal, it’s clear that the woman who possesses it isn’t messing around.]Greetings, citizenry of this castle. As your new Mistress, I will require all women of buxom figure to report to the lobby. We’ll need to do fittings for your uniforms. Fit men will also require uniforms. Please wash

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Dictated and in the name of CR!

[noble5]

[What the hell was all that about? Jorge eyes his journal, before his voice filters through it]

Already got a uniform, thanks.

[He'd be damned if someone's taking him out of his armour.]

Collect ALL the CR!!!!!

[fearedmistress]

The uniform of whatever ruler you wear is now irrelevant. Irrelevant and probably far too modest. I'll have to insist you obey me.

[noble5]

Sorry, but it doesn't work like that, ma'am.

[Keeping up pleasantries, because this person is obviously crazy.

[fearedmistress]

Oh, so your former ruler is present? Perhaps they would like to face me themselves.

[noble5]

No offense, ma'am, but you probably wouldn't even be able to face me unless you crane your neck.

[Totally taking that the wrong way on purpose.]

[fearedmistress]

What? Since when does height make any difference at all?

[noble5]

[Considering he stands 7'4" and can see over mostly everything, it's got quite a bit of an advantage.]

It depends on the situation.

[fearedmistress]

I've never met anyone whose height gave them invulnerability.

[noble5]

Well, I have other stuff, too.

[fearedmistress]

Mm, so do I. What say we pit my stuff against yours, and see who comes out on top?

[noble5]

I'd rather not, ma'am. Wouldn't want to make a mess.

[fearedmistress]

How proactive. Are there not servants to clean up afterward?

[noble5]

Well, I just got here, so I wouldn't know.

Looks too fancy to be that sorta place, though.

[fearedmistress]

There must be servants. If not, then I'll just have to get some.

So there's no need to worry about clean up.

[noble5]

Still, I think I'll pass.

[fearedmistress]

Very well. All actions have consequences, of course.