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[fearedmistress]

[When the decidedly authoritative voice rings out over the journal, it’s clear that the woman who possesses it isn’t messing around.]Greetings, citizenry of this castle. As your new Mistress, I will require all women of buxom figure to report to the lobby. We’ll need to do fittings for your uniforms. Fit men will also require uniforms. Please wash

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it's still okay if I tag with him right...

[nocturnalrage]

[Human, what even? Toothless has seen his fair share of crazy at Paradisa, but this is pretty much the cream of the crop. He's just kind of sprawled on the couch, watching her move about and order no one in particular before settling on the couch.

And he just has this look on his face pretty much the entire time. You are getting dragon-judged, woman.]

of course it is!

[fearedmistress]

[Mistress has definitely noticed that there is a dragon judging her over there. DON'T THINK THAT STOPPED HER FROM SETTING UP A HUGE THRONE.]

Dragon, how would you like to immolate those who present crap tributes?

[nocturnalrage]

[He gives pause, because usually new residents don't automatically assume they can just talk to dragons. As it is, he doesn't know what half of those words mean, so he's going to give a confused sound and look at her.]

[fearedmistress]

[Things are a little different in Mistress's world. Not all animals can talk or understand people, but it never hurts to try.]

I daresay it'd be good fun for you. You do seem rather calm though, and I'm more in need a dragon who enjoys charbroiling flesh.

[nocturnalrage]

[He snorts in return, tossing his head a bit.

No, seriously, stop using big words.]

[fearedmistress]

[Well how is she to know what words he can understand!]

Maybe there's a more intelligent dragon around somewhere. Ooh, or a monster.

[nocturnalrage]

[Hey, he can understand that and resents that! He gives an appropriate face before laying his head back down on the couch. >:T]

[fearedmistress]

[Well, he wasn't being helpful! Mistress shoots him a similar look before sighing.]