I like Ewan McGregor. He's short and gingery and sort of looks maybe a little bit like Rob Anybody, with whom, I want to tell you, I would run away and never look back. Also he used to be naked a lot. (Ewan McGregor, not Rob Anybody.) (Although.)

Ewan McGregor will soon appear in a movie called Angels & Demons. I just saw the trailer. It's based ( Read more... )

I am very, very deeply over the I Hate Slash! people who like to pad the old resumé with the assertion that they aren't homophobes. Which is, you know, not actually the case. Of course. All people who hate slash are homophobes. All of them. They are homophobic homophobes who wear their homophobey hats even in the bathtub. They might not be ( Read more... )

YOU WIN, AMERICA!

YOU WIN AMERICA!Susan B. Anthony and I were kind of worried for a while ( Read more... )

This is what happens when you open a movie on Halloween. The Six-Fingered Woman clearly failed to notice that it wasn't a costume party, as did Judi Dench and whomever picked out Daniel Craig's shoes. Also, is that a scoliosis brace ( Read more... )

Was I supposed to find the end of Moulin Rouge! funny? I also enjoyed Nicole Kidman's moveless, translucent forehead. Glaciers, take notes. Otherwise, I felt as though I was watching an idiot with no thumbs try to make origami. Why do people continue to create/adore these terrible inane looooove stories? It's the same damn boring thing over and ( Read more... )

You are very lucky that I am such a lazyass, because I just realized that I wasted nearly $60 on totally useless Japanese books and that I'm going to have to go buy different ones. (HINT: Verbs are really not so hard. Adjective forms look simple but were devised by Satan during the downtime after Mardi Gras. Particles always say far more than ( Read more... )

hikari brings up a good point, which is that Liam Neeson is often bizarrely styled in his various film roles, and is also, in my opinion, almost impossible to become infatuated with despite his extreme hotness ( Read more... )

So I was watching STAR WARS (I know), and it occurred to me that the concluding prequels might have actually been better had Lucas cast some actual Lego people in the various parts. Or, failing that, if the Lego people had been allowed to write the scripts and direct the movies themselves. It is difficult to imagine how Lego people could've fucked ( Read more... )

Dudes. My dudes. I want it to be winter RIGHT NOW. I want it to be winter YESTERDAY. I will settle for fall, but I really want winter. RIGHT NOW. IN MY FACE. I PINE FOR YOU, MY ICY FRIEND.

I will have manga translations for you as soon as I get some work checked over by iamsocool12345, with whom I have not spoken for approximately four months. (I haven't spoken ( Read more... )

Hey! So, American Idol was won by: That one guy! Yay! Congratulations, dude. Way to overcome the terrible adversity thrust upon you as a downtrodden and disadvantaged... bartender? I was actually kind of hoping the other guy would win, the one who sang "Feelings" every week, because I knew that the final winning single would definitely be "Feelings ( Read more... )