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i’m just a man; i’m not a hero
Sort-of new layout? Featuring gorgeous artwork bytransmutaris that I tried hard not to ruin.
I bought Entertainment Weekly again, because it was only $10 for a whole year. I assume that when it comes time to renew this summer, they’ll just give it to me for free provided I’m willing to contractually obligate myself to buy at least three of the products ( Read more... ) -
clap for the wolfman
How about that inclement weather last week? It felt like a premenstrual giant was trying to pull the roof off my house! My phone went out instantly -- perhaps in fear of its life -- but surprisingly I didn't lose power. So I spent a very relaxing weekend actually reading actual books. Wow ( Read more... ) -
can you feel the love tonight?
I recently bought a book called The Magician's Book by Laura Miller, which I read about at The Friends of English Magic (I would link to the post, but something strange seems to have happened to the site and it isn't there anymore). It has some Susanna Clarke Content, The Magician's Book does. While I would, in general, be delighted to luck into ( Read more... ) -
新年快乐!
In Anhui Province, there is a saying that finds great use upon the occasion of the new year:
"The egotistical fool who brags about knowing hanzi will be forced to 'translate' the take-out menu instead of being allowed to eat in peace."
Happy Chinese New Year! -
love is not love which alters when it alteration finds
I've got the flu. I'm starting into my second week, so I'm ambulatory, but I still can't breathe through any factory-standard orifice. Also food in all forms repulses me. Also I want to kill people. Luckily my potential victims can hear me attempting to respire from several football fields away, so as yet the fatality count is zero ( Read more... ) -
see you around, space cowboy. no, really. i will.
I JUST SAW FRIDAY NIGHT FUCKING LIGHTS ON TELEVISION!!! I THOUGHT THAT SHIT WAS CANCELED!!! IT GETS LIKE NEGATIVE RATINGS BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO FUCKING WATCH IT SO QUIT TRYING TO SNEAK IT BACK IN THE SCHEDULE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE TELEVISION NETWORKS!!!! THAT PIECE OF SHIT SHOW APPARENTLY NEEDS TO BE STAKED IN THE FUCKING HEART WITH A GODDAMN ( Read more... ) -
check your ass
QUESTION: WHERE DID I LEAVE MY IPOD?
A.) In the shower?
B.) In the kitchen?
C.) On the roof?
D.) In my pocket?
E.) At Target?
I'm sorry, the correct answer is "F.) You're holding it in your left hand, doucheface." -
there ain't no storm, captain; that's just my hammer in the air
So I was digitally stalking various white middle-aged British actors, as I do, and I read that Kenneth Branagh is directing a movie, currently in pre-production, called Thor. Yes. No! It's the Marvel comic-book version! I know!! Apparently, he felt Celebrity was not enough of a debacle to be properly ashamed of. Or even Wild Wild West! And surely ( Read more... ) -
and turn the white snow red
Omg, two entries in one day?! What is this? 2005 ( Read more... )
