beware the green-eyed monster

[oryssein]

I like Ewan McGregor. He's short and gingery and sort of looks maybe a little bit like Rob Anybody, with whom, I want to tell you, I would run away and never look back. Also he used to be naked a lot. (Ewan McGregor, not Rob Anybody.) (Although.)

Ewan McGregor will soon appear in a movie called Angels & Demons. I just saw the trailer. It's based

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[nativegirl]

omg just wait till the ending - sooo lul worthy.

I don't know how I made it through that book.

[oryssein]

I totally missed all the slashiness, though.
Well, it *was* hidden under all that abominable prose. Understandable.

I have a theory whereby all terrible bestselling novels are written by the same person. (Or The Matrix.) Because they're all exactly alike. Just like the people who adore them. BURN!

[oryssein]

I don't know how I made it through that book.
I'm going to bring an oxygen tank.

Also, I totally sat here for like fifteen minutes trying to place the actress on your icon.

[la_vie_noire]

Random commenter here, but I just have to say you are a very brave woman. A very brave woman.

[oryssein]

Brave? Or just stupid? VERY VERY STUPID?

[P.S. -- I love your Juri icon!]

[la_vie_noire]

Well, you know what they say about brave people. XDD I'm glad you made it... alive though.

[Oh, I know, I fell in love with it the first time I saw it. This person makes amazing Utena's icons. Yours is gorgeous too by the way.]

[motorbike]

That's pretty minty man.

[oryssein]

CARLO VENTRESCA DOUBTS YOUR COMMITMENT TO SPARKLE MOTION.

(I'm sorry, you get all my most awfulest jokes. I'll think up a good one someday and totally spring it on you in the middle of the night.)

(That looks kind of dirty, sorry. It's not. It's just the sparklemotion.)

[thepensiveone]

Olivetti stood rigid, his back arched like a stripper soldier

AHAHAHAHAHAHAUSHDWEUIODFHWUIFR!! UHH PLEASE DO MORE NAIL-ON-THE-HEAD INTERPRETATIONS OF SHITTY SLASHY WRITING?

I read da Vinci Code only because everyone else was, and I only saw da Vinci Code for sweet Paul Bettany's pasty white ass. (and speaking of relationships with the clergy, Silas was all kinds of homosexual with what'shisface. Especially in the movie. Meaning, in Angels and Demons, Ewan McGregor and Tom Hanks will probably just make sweet love on the closest desk. I don't know how I feel about that.)

I might want to see this.

[iamsocool12345]

EW, EW, I KNOW EXACTLY HOW I FEEL, EW.

[oryssein]

I only saw da Vinci Code for sweet Paul Bettany's pasty white ass.
WORD.

I'm actually kind of interested to see how Tom Hanks is going to convey Langdon's reaction to the epic lung-crushing weight of Ewan McGregor's luminous, hypnotic beauty. Because there might not be anything in the world more wonderful than watching a slightly lardy middle-aged actor with like four Oscars attempting to pull off televised fangirling.

And when I say "pull off," I mean...

No, I don't :[

[iamsocool12345]

I love Ewan McGregor deeply, even though he's never been in a good movie in his life, and this doesn't exactly look like an exception. You handsome bastard, what are you waiting for!?

Oh my god, who is Dan Brown? Is he me in the 7th grade? Blargh.

[oryssein]

OKAY OKAY THE MOVIES ARE HORRORS BUT DID YOU SEE THE DAVIDOFF AD BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE A NUTSACK WITH EYES. HOW DID THEY DO THAT? DO THEY HAVE A PHOTOSHOP FILTER THAT ARTIFICIALLY CLOGS THE SUBJECT'S PORES?

ALSO I ASSUME THAT'S SARCASM.

I have a difficult time imagining you writing that badly ever at any point in your life, including in the first moments after you were born.

[iamsocool12345]

I... That's a picture of a furry, not Ewan McGregor.

Did Dan Brown write that blurb up, too? Because I am all about it.