I like Ewan McGregor. He's short and gingery and sort of looks maybe a little bit like Rob Anybody, with whom, I want to tell you, I would run away and never look back. Also he used to be naked a lot. (Ewan McGregor, not Rob Anybody.) (Although.)

Ewan McGregor will soon appear in a movie called Angels & Demons. I just saw the trailer. It's based ( Read more... )

Was I supposed to find the end of Moulin Rouge! funny? I also enjoyed Nicole Kidman's moveless, translucent forehead. Glaciers, take notes. Otherwise, I felt as though I was watching an idiot with no thumbs try to make origami. Why do people continue to create/adore these terrible inane looooove stories? It's the same damn boring thing over and ( Read more... )

hikari brings up a good point, which is that Liam Neeson is often bizarrely styled in his various film roles, and is also, in my opinion, almost impossible to become infatuated with despite his extreme hotness ( Read more... )

So I was watching STAR WARS (I know), and it occurred to me that the concluding prequels might have actually been better had Lucas cast some actual Lego people in the various parts. Or, failing that, if the Lego people had been allowed to write the scripts and direct the movies themselves. It is difficult to imagine how Lego people could've fucked ( Read more... )