One snowflake doesn't mean school's canceled.

[laketoya]

Hey. HEY.

LISTEN UP, GIRLS AND BOYS.

Due to the unfortunate incident with the two hookers, a Snickers bar, and a microwave, I was forced to change my telephone number which is pretty damn difficult to do when you owe a lot of people a lot of money. But I digress.

ODD-JOBS GIN IS BACK IN BUSINESS.

TEL # 0039 09** ***308FOR THOSE OF YOU

Comments

[maschera_verde]

Oooooou~ ♥ Love the text~ ♥♥

[laketoya]

Mama always said to try and put a sparkle in your fellow man's eye.

[mr_yamada]

AH! Would you be able to train mice?

[laketoya]

We talking Dormice?

Harvest Mice?

Egyptian Spiny Mice?

[mr_yamada]

They can be spiny???

Ah no just a regular mouse. I think...

1/?

[laketoya]

HAH.

[sharkycantfail]

[laketoya]

 

[sharkycantfail]

So you're like...a whore?

[laketoya]

No. Whores are dirty.

[chasing_fury]

That's very interesting.

[laketoya]

Well, being interesting's better than being boring.

[chasing_fury]

I don't know. Is interesting as my life's work can be, I wouldn't mind a little boring sometimes.

[laketoya]

You could always hire me to do your work for you, and be bored out of your mind for a day!

[puddingfetish]

...strawberry.

((ooc: I hope you know that I was laughing so hard at this post and the threads so far that I was crying. I relinquish my idea of playing Gintoki at our other place; I just don't think I can top this, Boz XD))

1/3

[laketoya]

Oh c'mon, you know... red berry, green crap on the top, tastes better than winning the lottery, fragaria ananassa-

2/3

[laketoya]

THE ONLY THING WORTH EATING.

3/3

[laketoya]

-and the main ingredient in your pudding. Apparently.