One snowflake doesn't mean school's canceled.

[laketoya]

Hey. HEY.

LISTEN UP, GIRLS AND BOYS.

Due to the unfortunate incident with the two hookers, a Snickers bar, and a microwave, I was forced to change my telephone number which is pretty damn difficult to do when you owe a lot of people a lot of money. But I digress.

ODD-JOBS GIN IS BACK IN BUSINESS.

TEL # 0039 09** ***308FOR THOSE OF YOU

Comments

[puddingfetish]

...strawberry.

((ooc: I hope you know that I was laughing so hard at this post and the threads so far that I was crying. I relinquish my idea of playing Gintoki at our other place; I just don't think I can top this, Boz XD))

1/3

[laketoya]

Oh c'mon, you know... red berry, green crap on the top, tastes better than winning the lottery, fragaria ananassa-

2/3

[laketoya]

THE ONLY THING WORTH EATING.

3/3

[laketoya]

-and the main ingredient in your pudding. Apparently.

Re: 3/3

[puddingfetish]

Uh-huh. And they had nothing but strawberry. I see.

I suppose that's fine, then...it is pudding. But it amazes me that you managed to find so much of a rather rare kind of pudding.

1/?

[laketoya]

Rare? RARE?

My dear boy! Strawberry flavor is making a comeback! Hadn't you heard? All the cool kids are into it these days, it's like dipping your fries in mayo, wearing over-sized sunglasses, getting one of those spray-paint t-shirts at the mall!

2/2 LOL WRONG HTML

[laketoya]

But seriously, I don't have a big enough fridge to keep all of this stuff, so let me know when you want it delivered.

Before I eat it it goes bad.

FAIL, BOZ, FAIL <3333333

[puddingfetish]

I don't have that much room either! What, do you think I have some sort of morgue-like freezer in my house? What were you thinking, getting that much?

...you can deliver it tonight. And I'll figure out what to do with it when it gets here.

GD IT SORRY <333333333

[laketoya]

YES MY CAPTAIN, OH MY CAPTAIN.

(OOC: You have to tell me if I fail with him, I'm so paranoid about this shit)

ILU ANYWAY

[puddingfetish]

You're as enthusiastic as ever, Gintoki.

((OOC: Haha, no worries! I'll definitely catch you if you do (because I'm anal about it too and I'm already afraid I'm not doing Lloyd right here) and point it out to you. I take it, then, that he and Lloyd know each other previously or something? ASLDKFJAS what is with my extremely formal way of phrasing today? I sound like an ass...))

[laketoya]

Pays the bills.

(OOC: If you're on chat, we can talk about this, but I was thinking since he can take a lot stress and damage physically, Lloyd hires him to test out some of his inventions, and also to do pick-ups and deliveries. Why he's one of Gintoki's main sources of work we can work out later. 83)