One snowflake doesn't mean school's canceled.
Hey. HEY.
LISTEN UP, GIRLS AND BOYS.
Due to the unfortunate incident with the two hookers, a Snickers bar, and a microwave, I was forced to change my telephone number which is pretty damn difficult to do when you owe a lot of people a lot of money. But I digress.
ODD-JOBS GIN IS BACK IN BUSINESS.
TEL # 0039 09** ***308
FOR THOSE OF YOU UNFAMILIAR WITH OUR SERVICES, DEAR CUSTOMERS, LET ME LET YOU IN ON OUR MAGIC: I do anything for adequate compensation. It's really that simple. Need your cheating wife followed? Need your hedges trimmed? Need your groceries shopped? Sensitive deliveries you can't make yourself? Air-conditioner broken? WE AT ODD-JOBS GIN DO WHAT YOU WON'T AND CAN'T.
Come help me make rent help you. Obviously, any constructive questions will be dutifully ignored, unless you're REALLY annoying. Inquiries for jobs, however, will be responded to as soon as possible.
AH ALSO~! Doc, they only had strawberry pudding at the grocery store. Seems there's some kind of strawberry epidemic at the pudding factories, completely out of my control.
I still bought you 100 cases. When did you want them delivered?
(OOC: His answering machine is sticky posted as the first comment in his personal journal, don't hesitate to drop him a line if you need him to do something for you. I hope to have his neutral behind working like a busy bee.)
LISTEN UP, GIRLS AND BOYS.
Due to the unfortunate incident with the two hookers, a Snickers bar, and a microwave, I was forced to change my telephone number which is pretty damn difficult to do when you owe a lot of people a lot of money. But I digress.
ODD-JOBS GIN IS BACK IN BUSINESS.
TEL # 0039 09** ***308
FOR THOSE OF YOU UNFAMILIAR WITH OUR SERVICES, DEAR CUSTOMERS, LET ME LET YOU IN ON OUR MAGIC: I do anything for adequate compensation. It's really that simple. Need your cheating wife followed? Need your hedges trimmed? Need your groceries shopped? Sensitive deliveries you can't make yourself? Air-conditioner broken? WE AT ODD-JOBS GIN DO WHAT YOU WON'T AND CAN'T.
Come help me make rent help you. Obviously, any constructive questions will be dutifully ignored, unless you're REALLY annoying. Inquiries for jobs, however, will be responded to as soon as possible.
AH ALSO~! Doc, they only had strawberry pudding at the grocery store. Seems there's some kind of strawberry epidemic at the pudding factories, completely out of my control.
I still bought you 100 cases. When did you want them delivered?
(OOC: His answering machine is sticky posted as the first comment in his personal journal, don't hesitate to drop him a line if you need him to do something for you. I hope to have his neutral behind working like a busy bee.)