One snowflake doesn't mean school's canceled.

[laketoya]

Hey. HEY.

LISTEN UP, GIRLS AND BOYS.

Due to the unfortunate incident with the two hookers, a Snickers bar, and a microwave, I was forced to change my telephone number which is pretty damn difficult to do when you owe a lot of people a lot of money. But I digress.

ODD-JOBS GIN IS BACK IN BUSINESS.

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Comments

[sorridete]

what if i need my next door neighbor strangled

how much for that?

[laketoya]

If he's a Yankees fan?

I'd do it for free and consider it a public service.

[sorridete]

HAHAHAHAHA!

worse

[laketoya]

Something worse than a self-entitled sports fan? I'm all ears.

[ilmascherato]

'suuuuuuuuuuuuuup. Long time no see.

1/3

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2/3

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3/3

[laketoya]

Do I owe you money?

[lacerta_ortus]

Jesus fucking Christ why does everyone love those sparkles.

[laketoya]

I KNOW, RIGHT? Kids these days.