One snowflake doesn't mean school's canceled.

[laketoya]

Hey. HEY.

LISTEN UP, GIRLS AND BOYS.

Due to the unfortunate incident with the two hookers, a Snickers bar, and a microwave, I was forced to change my telephone number which is pretty damn difficult to do when you owe a lot of people a lot of money. But I digress.

ODD-JOBS GIN IS BACK IN BUSINESS.

TEL # 0039 09** ***308FOR THOSE OF YOU

Comments

[chasing_fury]

That's very interesting.

[laketoya]

Well, being interesting's better than being boring.

[chasing_fury]

I don't know. Is interesting as my life's work can be, I wouldn't mind a little boring sometimes.

[laketoya]

You could always hire me to do your work for you, and be bored out of your mind for a day!

[chasing_fury]

I don't think either you, or my clients, would appreciate that.

[laketoya]

You could hire me to bore you, then. Wouldn't be the strangest thing I've done.

[chasing_fury]

I wonder why I never thought of that before...

[laketoya]

Sometimes my genius amazes even myself!