ONTD Original: The Almost-Forgotten Celebrity Scandals of 2022
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Elmo doesn't want to talk about Rocco.
- Elmo (@elmo) January 5, 2022
Every June-ish is a good time to do a roundup of celebrity news that most of us have forgotten. Queen sandstorm got us started, so here are a bunch more:
Nick Cannon spawns a zillion children
Elmo goes viral for his savage takedown of Rocco the rock
Prince Andrew loses military titles, patronage, and HRH title due to sexual misconduct allegations. (Still no actual consequences like, you know, jail time.)
Model claims that Drake puts hot sauce in used condoms to prevent women from stealing his semen
Rachel Zegler does a dramatic reading of Britney Spears’s message to Jamie Lynn, apologizes after backlash.
Novaxx Djocovid’s visa is cancelled and he is deported before the Australian Open.
Shailene Woodley dumps Aaron Rodgers’s ass, he begs for her back, and then she dumps him for real.
Blind item about a mystery actor (possibly Jake Gyllenhaal) being a predator goes viral
Alleged abuser Shia Laboef is expecting a baby with Mia Goth
Joe Rogan reveals his racist, anti-vax ass and celebrities bend over to kiss his ass
Estée Lauder executive fired for racist meme about Chingy and Sesame Street. (Yes, you read that correctly.)
Kanye West has whirlwind romance with Julia Fox, his creepy behavior against Kim ramps up, Kim becomes legally single, Kanye maybe tried to get Pete Davidson killed, gets banned from Instagram for calling Trevor Noah racial slurs, gets banned from performing at the Grammys, has beef with Peppa Pig, is generally a bizarre person.
Tom Brady un-retires and signs with the Buccaneers
Linda Evangelista was left disfigured by botched cosmetic procedure
Annalynne McCord just wants to love Vladimir Putin
Daniel Kaluuya’s friends are worried about his shady “life strategist"
ONTD faces deportation to Dreamwidth
Grimes gives birth to second baby welcomes a second baby via surrogate with Elon Musk, claims that she and Elon Musk live below the poverty line
Kylie Jenner and and Travis Scott change their son’s name from Wolf
William and Kate’s Caribbean tour is a disaster
The Slap (Can you believe this was just this year?)
Bruce Willis reveals aphasia diagnosis
Paula Patton gets dragged for her mother’s terrible fried chicken recipe
Ali Wong divorces husband of 8 years
Blac Chyna sues the Kardashians and loses spectacularly
Ewan McGregor marries his former mistress, Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Josh Duggar sentenced to 12 years in prison for downloading CSAM
A stalker attacks Dave Chappelle onstage
Elon Musk pretends that he wants to buy Twitter
Drew Barrymore gleefully laughs about the Depp/Heard trial, then tries to backtrack
Olivia Wilde is served papers onstage at CinemaCon
Jamie Lynn Spears releases a book to try to distract from her participation in Britney's conservatorship.
Kendall Jenner doesn’t know how to cut a cucumber
Dave Chappelle is still transphobic, John Mulaney ain’t shit.
Halsey and other artists claim their labels won’t release music unless there’s a viral TikTok moment
Mormon TikTokers are swinging with each other
Swedish people won’t invite you to dinner
Mommies blame Kate Middleton for her toddler’s tantrum
Peep the forgotten scandals of 2020 and the forgotten scandals of 2021.
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