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05. It was the WORST!
Dear LJ-Diary!
I realize how much I've neglected this journal, sir, but I swear it wasn't intentional! Last month, I was trapped in my basement, sir!
YES, IN MY BASEMENT!!!
It was horrible, sir. There was so little light, no ways of communicating with the outside world, and only canned foods to keep me alive, sir. Even oxygen was limited, what with ( Read more... ) -
04. It's almost complete!
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03. It's Over!
Dear, LJ-Diary ( Read more... ) -
02. Valentine's Day!
Dear LJ-Diary ( Read more... ) -
Lonely Valentine's Box
// Meekins felt that since he spent a good chunk of his life at work, it would be best to set up a Valentine's Day box here at the mall in the security office. It was mostly a suggestion from the other mall cops, but he felt that maybe it would be a way to cheer himself up after years of being single (woeeee). It wasn't anything fancy, seeing as he ( Read more... ) -
01. Starting Anew!
Dear, LJ-Diary!
I know this may seem slightly disturbing and creepy to the people who read this journal, but I've been mostly lurking around Livejournal under a different name, sir! Well, at first, I put myself as "Anonymous" and tried to meet new people that way, but I felt that the other person that I'm talking with might not feel very comfortable ( Read more... ) -
09. Backtracking!
Dear Diary!
Halloween felt like it was just yesterday sir, but I know for a fact it's been way over two weeks! After consuming large quantities of sweets the following day after Halloween, I was sick for TWO DAYS, SIR! Two days! Two days where I couldn't eat, move or work, sir! It was so awful. I am never eating that much candy in one sitting ever ( Read more... ) -
SCENE: Meekins and Jake in "Talking Man-to-Man"
Jake: ((like a woman waits to be made love to, that drink is waiting to be drunk))
Meekins: ( I am so taking notes from you, sir. )
Jake: ((oh god don't get into the metaphor thing Meekins))
Jake: ((...well no, lemme hear you try))
Meekins: ( ahem! your purity is like a withering flower. is this a metaphor sir?)
Jake: ((that's a simile, son))
Jake: ((a ( Read more... )