Lonely Valentine's Box

[officercapslock]

// Meekins felt that since he spent a good chunk of his life at work, it would be best to set up a Valentine's Day box here at the mall in the security office. It was mostly a suggestion from the other mall cops, but he felt that maybe it would be a way to cheer himself up after years of being single (woeeee). It wasn't anything fancy, seeing as he

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[acehighmarshall]

[duck_gimshoe]

[anonymous]

*Insie the box is a piece of purple construction paper folded in a sloppy way like a card and these words scrawled in black crayon with various letters missing or capitalized for no reason:*

Deer mistur,

My namE s TimmY and I think yoo r KOOL and I wunna be just lik you!!! My momy seys tHat yo are a looser and som words I don't no whut they meen butt I want to shout in tHat funne thingg you have! I left you some candee fRom skool!

*At the bottom are some chocolate stains, but no actual candy.*

[anonymous]

((There is a red construction paper folded in half with a big pink heart glued to the front. Inside there is the following message:))

Dear Mr. Security Guard,

There's nothing I love more than a tall man in uniform! Mmhmm! Please continue keeping us safe! Will you be my Valentine?

Love,
Bob

[anonymous]

*someone has tossed a half eaten banana plus peel into the box*