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[odetosymmetry]

[GOOD AFTERNOON MAYFIELD. Behold one of your friendly neighbourhood paper-boys on his mission to keep you up to date with current events... A-a couple of hours later than usual.

You'd think having a flying skateboard in your possession would make the job a lot quicker, but naturally Kid is being meticulous over placement of the newspapers, despite

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[couldbeeeepthem]

[Waits until he begins to walk away from her yard. And then... curious...

Walks up to the paper, and begins moving it to a side with her foot.]

[odetosymmetry]

[Stops. Twitch. Twitch.

My anti-symmetrical radar is tingling.]

Please refrain from doing that unless you are planning on picking it up immediately to take into your house!

[couldbeeeepthem]

From doing what?

This?

[push-push.]

[odetosymmetry]

[OH DEAR GOD. I'll be twitching now.]

Yes, yes THAT! Please desist at once!

[kol_shevik]

Has Russia gotten first page? Russia always likes getting first page.

[odetosymmetry]

...See for yourself.

[You'd take up more than just the first page dude. Handing you your newspaper now.

And we might juuuuuust be discreetly summoning that flying skateboard back before any imminent trauma begins... WELL, not really discreetly but whatever.]

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[kol_shevik]

[Takes the paper and contentedly starts shuffling through it as messily as possibly, looking for commies--]

[kol_shevik]

...What is that?

[discoinfernorz]

[do you ever get the feeling someone is watching you? possibly from that tree just over your shoulder?

if the answer is yes then ding ding ding! we have a winner! casually leaning down from a branch now~]

You're going to give yourself a heart attack.

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[odetosymmetry]

[aasrdrffgfyyhy OH THE ACCUTE IRONY.

DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT BRO. I'M ON EDGE AS IT IS.]

2/2

[odetosymmetry]

...Was that really 100% neccessary?

[discoinfernorz]

I have no idea what you're talking about. [aka: lol. dropping down from said tree and ambling over to stare at the paper

might be nudging it just a bit with his foot.]

[rainbowbrush]

What're you doing?

[odetosymmetry]

[OH HAPPY DAYS... It's you]

I am delivering newpapers, what does it look like I'm doing?

[rainbowbrush]

Staring at the house.

[healforscience]

[Medic is curious as to what this kid is doing, staring at his lawn with such a careful, calculating expression.]

Iz zhere somethink I can do for you?

[odetosymmetry]

Ah yes. Please stay back until I have properly positioned your newspaper.

...Now the center should be around there... No. That's a few inches too far to the right...

[healforscience]

[Raises an eyebrow.]

Position? Vhy not throw it on ze grass?

[odetosymmetry]

Because it would violate the symmetry of the lawn. Therefore must be central.