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[GOOD AFTERNOON MAYFIELD. Behold one of your friendly neighbourhood paper-boys on his mission to keep you up to date with current events... A-a couple of hours later than usual.

You'd think having a flying skateboard in your possession would make the job a lot quicker, but naturally Kid is being meticulous over placement of the newspapers, despite

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[do you ever get the feeling someone is watching you? possibly from that tree just over your shoulder?

if the answer is yes then ding ding ding! we have a winner! casually leaning down from a branch now~]

You're going to give yourself a heart attack.

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[aasrdrffgfyyhy OH THE ACCUTE IRONY.

DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT BRO. I'M ON EDGE AS IT IS.]

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...Was that really 100% neccessary?

[discoinfernorz]

I have no idea what you're talking about. [aka: lol. dropping down from said tree and ambling over to stare at the paper

might be nudging it just a bit with his foot.]

GO TO BED... This is so much more upsetting knowing that you are going to start burning things...

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[LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES AND HE'S ALREADY TRYING TO MAKE ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF.]

Desist in doing that at once!

8( don't take it personally. ALSO I COULDN'T i was busy being a coffee slave

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[GRIN.]

It's very uneven though. I was just trying to fix it for you. [proceeds to punt it to the far left of the yard.]

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...Do you not have anything better to do than plunge me into a pit of deepest despair?

[discoinfernorz]

[oh hang on, mock-thinking that over for a second...]

No.