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[odetosymmetry]

[GOOD AFTERNOON MAYFIELD. Behold one of your friendly neighbourhood paper-boys on his mission to keep you up to date with current events... A-a couple of hours later than usual.

You'd think having a flying skateboard in your possession would make the job a lot quicker, but naturally Kid is being meticulous over placement of the newspapers, despite

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[healforscience]

[Medic is curious as to what this kid is doing, staring at his lawn with such a careful, calculating expression.]

Iz zhere somethink I can do for you?

[odetosymmetry]

Ah yes. Please stay back until I have properly positioned your newspaper.

...Now the center should be around there... No. That's a few inches too far to the right...

[healforscience]

[Raises an eyebrow.]

Position? Vhy not throw it on ze grass?

[odetosymmetry]

Because it would violate the symmetry of the lawn. Therefore must be central.

[healforscience]

If it iz such a problem, you could simply hand me ze paper?

[odetosymmetry]

...That would also work.

[Handing it over.]