-
[семь]
Is not as if Russia is caring at all that none of his comrades were even bothering to be trying to wake him up for his birthday. Again. Or New Year's. Again.
And is not being angry at all to be waking up covered in strange posters. And is not upset at all that heart seems to have been falling out again somewhere. And is not feeling irritated in any ( Read more... ) -
[шесть]
[ Getting into the Holiday Spirit is important! Which is why your friendly neighborhood drunk is currently out with his trusty paste bucket and burning Communist Spirit to lead the misguided children back!!
I even made you a choice of poster for the telephone poles, fences and windows of your house to be covered in because I am such a hard worker ( Read more... ) -
[пять]
[It's a simple question really, but he has a hole dug and he doesn't know how to fill it.
There isn't much to do besides dig these days.]
If it is being for very important things and is only true way to justice, what is best way to get revenge? -
[бомба]
[ The radio is silent, but Russia still keeps his hands clamped over his ears - shouting into the phone in a fever pitch. ]
Why will the song not stop playing? The sound won't stop playing in Russia's head.
Make it stop playing.
Said to make it stop.
Russia said make it stop! -
[четыре]
[ Instead of filters, Russia has chosen the time-tested of method of "maybe if I whisper really loudly into the phone, no one will know it is me." ]
If a friend of Rus-- mine is is needing to speak to his children about proper conduct with Nice Socialist Boys, where should friend be starting? And how are you properly phrasing such things? Rus-- He ( Read more... ) -
[три]
[ Russia has been unusually quiet for the past few days around the Braginski household, spending most of his time sitting around smoking or digging seemingly random holes in the haphazard garden, little Laika dog constantly at his heels.
Today, however, he has taken down the shoddy fence around the yard, and he has cut down all of the sunflowers ( Read more... ) -
[feeling just dandy.]
[ Just in case you didn't really care for your remaining sanity, Russia has decided to (unwittingly) become part of your MAYFIELD SPY DRAMA. He's lookin' pretty fly in a suit that actually fits (don't worry the tie still clashes horribly because no matter how drugged out you are, fashion sense never improves that much) and smoking nearly ( Read more... ) -
[ SUMMER LOVIN' for knifehand ]
[ Russia is cowering behind the mini-bar
He begins to nervously eat the roses. ] -
[два]
. . . Why is Russia's house being full of guns? -
[один]
Ah.
Привет, Mayfield.
Russia would like for you to be knowing that years have not been kind to you, comrade. Your stench of rotting Capitalist Decadence is as sickening as always. You will be doing us both a good favor now and returning Russia to proper bed with proper underwear on, Да?
Да.
[ dial
tone. ]
[ oh wait--]
And be returning Russia's ( Read more... )