[that big lovely bonfire at 1446 is not looking so lovely today. in fact, half of it has been diminished to a smouldering damp mess due to the sudden rain. ...the sudden rain that has decided to follow one (1) merry hippie around like a rabid, mentally imbalanced dog ( Read more... )

[anyone walking down Mitchell Road will notice that somebody has thrown a slip n’ slide out on the pavement. ...in the middle of winter.

if you follow it, you will find it leads to the front of 1446, where you will also find a small and poorly constructed cardboard boat, one (1) merry hippie holding the garden hose, one (1) angry german holding a ( Read more... )

[the hippie den on Mitchell Road received a pretty massive Kanna-beating a few days prior, and since their housekeeper, Kid nobody was around to clean up the mess, the off-the-hook phone catches some rather loud banging and clattering from the upper floor ( Read more... )

[1446? yeah it's never been the most festive house on the block.

sure, one might find some tinsel strewn about thanks to holidaycheer!drones, and there used to be a fake cutout santa thing on the roof, leering down like a soul-stealing creeper at all unfortunate enough to walk under it, but fear not! eerie santa is no more. there is now a ( Read more... )

[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

guess what Russia! all of the karma that built up from terrorising the porches of innocent civilians has finally come back to haunt you in the form of one (1) jovial hippie and one (1) angry German, who are currently inhabiting your porch ( Read more... )

[because the body count obviously isn't high enough, anyone ambling down Mitchell Road will find a couple of new ones! one yard in particular - 1446 - is currently housing an ill hippie using a tree as a backrest, seated carefully on the opposite side of a very dead Kanna ( Read more... )

[deciding not to be a backyard hermit for once, Hao has taken the opportunity to sit on the front porch instead... only to be attacked by a wall of photos fluttering down the street as soon as he gets there. picking one off of the ground, he pauses for a moment before grinning widely.]

How interesting.

[...oh, and anyone who can sense spiritual ( Read more... )

[remember that fire at 1446 Mitchell Road a while back? ...it's now a fire at 1446 Mitchell Road AND 1444 Mitchell Road, taking the place of a mysteriously absent dividing fence ( Read more... )

[if you happen to be wandering near 1446 Mitchell Road, you will notice a thick, acrid plume of smoke rising from the backyard. perhaps someone is barbecuing a little too vigorously. ...or burning bodies.

the back gate is wide open, the fence is easy to peer over. do you investigate?]