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I don't like being around people, it makes me nervous and weird.
Wow, it's been exactly a month since I last posted. One might surmise, from this factoid, that I have been up to no good, or at least up until odd hours of the morning, having crazy party time. Sadly, this is not the case, unless "1:30-2:00 AM" counts as "odd hours of the morning", and "watching a regular lineup of late-night sitcoms and talk shows ( Read more... ) -
A friend in need's a friend indeed; a friend who bleeds is better.
This weekend was my family's traditional Memorial Day trip to the Deceptively Modest House In The Hamptons owned by my grandmother (who, thankfully, wasn't there). There is a frigid North Atlantic beach, and various water vessels. I basically spent the whole time learning Perl for my job (sidenote: Perl - awesome language). I did, however, come ( Read more... ) -
Makes an old man wish for younger days, yeah
So I sold out. I took the high-paying-cubicle job. Now I need to find some tacky knick-nacks to annoy neighboring cubicles. Also, responsibility? Me? Here's a tip: don't invest in Mathsoft stock. It'll probably start tanking, oh, around June 1st. I'm just psychic like that. I've got to start learning Perl now. Awesome ( Read more... ) -
Whatever lake or pond, or ocean you're on, I'm over my head in love with you
Ah, spring, when a young man's fancy turns to love. Or, in my case, bitter resentment and sending bad vibes to all the happy couples. No, I'm happy for you, really I am. Or in the case of alternate-quantum-dimension Turner's case, to the bottle. Oh, AQD Turner is totally wasted. All the time. And if Normal Turner's dad has his way, Normal Turner ( Read more... ) -
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THEY CANCELLED URINETOWN3 WEEKS BEFORE IT GOES UP, AND THEY CANCEL IT. MY FIRST ACTING GIG IN A YEAR AND THEY CANCEL IT. 3 WEEKS BEFORE IT'S SET TO GO UP ( Read more... ) -
Novocaine for the soul, you'd better give me something to fill the hole
So I went to the dentist a week or two ago. Just a standard, run-of-th-mill cleaning and check up. "We'll take some X-rays, since you haven't had any in a while", said the dentist. When she came back from developing the X-rays, she started conversing, and in the course of the conversation, I said "I'm pretty lucky, I've never had braces or cavities ( Read more... ) -
It's such a shame it's only one day every year. 364 days full of doubts and fears
Merry Christmas to all. And if you don't celebrate Christmas, Happy Holidays or something ( Read more... ) -
Jesus can't play rugby 'cause his body's made of bread
Oh, WikiHow, why must you let me down? Repeatedly? If only that stuff worked. Oh well. I'm still holding out hope that this will pan out. omg i have 2 go shopping guyz!!!1 ( Read more... )