A friend in need's a friend indeed; a friend who bleeds is better.

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This weekend was my family's traditional Memorial Day trip to the Deceptively Modest House In The Hamptons owned by my grandmother (who, thankfully, wasn't there). There is a frigid North Atlantic beach, and various water vessels. I basically spent the whole time learning Perl for my job (sidenote: Perl - awesome language). I did, however, come

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[likewo]

call me on my cell phone

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MARY ANNE, MARY ANNE, MARY ANNE, MARY ANNE

[hilario]

Gee, I hope you aren't the Antichrist. As a Jew, I would have been forced to throw you parties and the like for years, and I'd never get over the guilt of not treating you so well.

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Oh, don't worry about that. I think it's like being allowed to drink, it only takes effect once you are 21 (and is frequently practiced by underage kids in college). It would explain why you are saving yourself for me (although one would think all Jews would have to save themselves for me).

[hilario]

I should spread the word that more Jews should save themselves for you. It would be a good time.

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Please do. My cult can always do with even more members. Although I think Judith is a lost cause, sadly.

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Shit. I had a feeling I would end up regretting this post.

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You have. The phone just plain never is.

[bigtalkballoon]

CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE I MEAN HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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MARY ANNE MARY ANNE MARY ANNE THANK YOU MARY ANNE MARY ANNE MARY ANNE

P.S. You are going to BU?

[bigtalkballoon]

Yes, indeedy.

[mynameisvanity]

merc I am going to visit you so much. I'll master the art of train-taking just because I can. then I can make up for the years of you living in BFE and me not having a car.

[fruit_boy]

Hey you.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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I'm sorry, this is terribly embarassing, but do I know you?