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Dear Earth,
The date is: January 6th. The season is: winter. 66 degrees is not correct winter temperature. I should not be wearing shorts and a t-shirt (and not just because they SO don't flatter my legs). I thought you should be informed of this discrepancy, and I hope this message will be forwarded to the appropriate departments. Let's get on the ball, Earth, shall we? This is like...Florida. I swear, first sign of a retirement community for "active seniors", I'm bolting for Canada.
Sincerely,
Turner
The date is: January 6th. The season is: winter. 66 degrees is not correct winter temperature. I should not be wearing shorts and a t-shirt (and not just because they SO don't flatter my legs). I thought you should be informed of this discrepancy, and I hope this message will be forwarded to the appropriate departments. Let's get on the ball, Earth, shall we? This is like...Florida. I swear, first sign of a retirement community for "active seniors", I'm bolting for Canada.
Sincerely,
Turner