I thought that you were a polite, well mannered young man whos mother had done a fantastic job of raising a son she could be proud of ( Read more... )

Usually, when I complain about the HMO I belong to (starts with a K, shares part of the name of the last German emperor), it's to complain about the various doctors and nurses who wouldn't know how to pour pee out of a boot with instructions printed on the bottom ( Read more... )

I know it must be exciting, your first job in management. With a face that looks as if it sees a razor as often as my legs do. It must be cool, instead of working you get to watch other people do work ( Read more... )

I am cleaning out my LJ closets.  If anyone wants to take this community over, let me know.

Dear Paranoid Pee-sprinkling Precious Potty Princesses (And Your Faithful Sidekick, Tinklebell ( Read more... )

I have heard recently from two different reliable sources that you are refusing service to my Asian friends, probably due to a change in management ( Read more... )

Just got back from the grocery store, only needed a few things some fresh fruit and milk. The store is really pushing the self checkout and had only two people at registers. With long lines at both ( Read more... )

Dear Fuckwit Who Thought It Would Be a Good Idea to Send Me That Dramatic Shit On Facebook ( Read more... )

Dear Internet ( Read more... )

Dear array of asshats over the past few weeks ( Read more... )